So ya wanna submit
someone as an asshole...
know someone and they're a real asshole and you think they
should be on here for asshole of the day for
all the world to see huh..
Well.. Don't we
all.. You can submit someone to be listed here, however,
the amount of submissions I get, I cannot promise that your person
will make it. (unless you slip me like $20,
which goes towards the hosting
cost, and not
in my pocket) So anyways, below are the guidelines for
submitting someone to be featured on
Assholes R Us.com
is a good idea, that way, the asshole in question
easily identified while walking down the street, or at
gas station, etc. etc. Someone might walk up to them and
"Hey, you look familiar. Where do I know you from? I know!
I saw you on assholesrus.com! Man, you're a
Imagine their reaction.
If you don't have one, that's okay.
go stalking the person just to get a pic to post.
Along with the picture, please include a
story as to why this
person should be
listed. I read all of the submissions, and
careful thought, I pick someone. But if you submit someone
just because they bumped into you at the
bar, or gave you the bird
because they cut
them off in traffic, it's gonna go in the trash.
has to be real assholes, and good reasons for it to. I have a lot
relatives who are assholes, and I have
seen just about everything.
So if it sounds
like you made it up, or if it's just too stupid,
also going in the trash. If you want to include their
messenger name, or email, feel free to, but if you put
physical address, or phone number, it ain't gonna get
That's da rules for ya.
NO X-RATED PICS!!
that is above a PG rating will be discarded along with
rest of the submission.
here to submit via Email
Not available at this time.
Any and All
submissions sent either email or snail mail will not be returned!
Once the information is entered into the
server, the physical submission
is then put
through the shredder. Emails are deleted.
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